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Joke of the Day
"What is Relative Humidity? The sweat on your balls when you screw your cousin."
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"Told my dealer I wanted a shitload of Coke but autocorrect changed it to shipload now I owe a Columbian cartel 18 million dollars"
"Beer commercials tell us we should drink ""responsibly"". So I'm starting a college fund for my kids with all the empty cans."
"What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas? A Wii fit"
"How is 'crazy' like a freshly baked pie? You have to let it cool off before you put your dick in it."
"Hedgehogs would seem far less adorable if they had more relevant names like 'Stabbyrabbit' or 'Weaponrat'"
"How did the hipster burn his fingertips? He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. [rimshot]"
"Broken pencils are pointless."
"Using the phrase ""what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,"" only shows that you're unoriginal and know nothing about spinal cord injuries."
"HER:He doesn't trust me. THERAPIST:How so? HER:He's always spying on me. ME (dressed as Therapist):Really? THERAPIST:WTF HER:WTF ME:WTF"