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Joke of the Day

"Beer commercials tell us we should drink ""responsibly"". So I'm starting a college fund for my kids with all the empty cans."

"What's the difference between tumblr and a gun? The gun has only one trigger"

"There are three different types of people in the world... those who are good at math, and those who Just can never grasp it.."

"Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the others relies on tales..."

"Don't buy whitening toothpaste It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days. 15 days have come and gone... and I am still asian."

"What happened when the reporter fell into the water? She became an anchor..."

"I was going to say a necrophilia joke... But it died... So fuck it...."

"If I were Jesus I would be seriously spooked by all the buildings with giant crosses."

"That's a great river Dam it!"

"I didn't know what to wear the the premature ejaculators meeting... So I just came in my pants."