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Joke of the Day

"A fish is made from just two atoms of Sodium. 2Na"

"I have a little joke that always makes women laugh My penis"

"What do you call an Englishmam in the Euro championship final A referee"

"[at the gym] PERSONAL TRAINER: have you exercised at all in the past? *flashbacks to holding my gut in for the past ten years* ME: totes"

"I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep... 1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!"

"I need to get a car wash but my dogs' nose smudges on the back window appear to be forming a word so I'm gonna let that play out first."

"Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep? Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!"

"Probably karma that Will Smith made a song about parents not understanding and then had a son who literally no one understands."

"What do you call an Iraqi bodybuilder? A Mosul man"

"""Nobody move!"" - 19th century photographer"