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Joke of the Day

"Using the phrase ""what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,"" only shows that you're unoriginal and know nothing about spinal cord injuries."

"""There's approximately a 50% chance there will be weather today."" -meteorologists"

"I'm a party animal... because when I go to parties I end up pissing on the floor"

"[NSFW] What is the best thing about gaffer tape ? It turns ""no, no, no"" into ""mmm, mmm, mmm"""

"It takes many nails to build a crib... ...but only one screw to fill it."

"CW: What's for lunch; smells good! Me: Well I made lasagna last night but lost a fingernail in it & haven't found it yet. CW: Me: *smirks*"

"What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with ""N"" and ends with ""R""? ""Neighbor"" ~ thanks bugz"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? A log"

"They say there is safety in numbers tell that to 6 million jews"

"I can't stop making figurines of Frodo It's hobbit forming."