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Joke of the Day
"Broken pencils are pointless."
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"The difference between my dick and Stuart Little ? Stuart."
"I belched chickpeas in front of the Queen... She gave me a post-houmous pardon."
"Boy To Girl Boy : You are the most funniest & most beautiful girl I've ever met. Girl : You just want to screw me , Don't you ? Boy : Wow ! and smart too ... !"
"What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque? Dolla Grills, Yo"
"A lot of kids these days don't even want to be sailors... ...but it's just so easy to give in to ""pier"" pressure."
"Be glad that Hitler existed. Think about all of the Jew jokes we would have missed without him!"
"Census confirms... that one in two and a half men is HIV Positive."
"Me: sandwich for lunch? 6yo: noooo!!! Me: how about salami, tomatoes, cheese & bread? 6: YES!! I win."
"One problem I had with Catholicism as a child was... all the sexy priests."