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Joke of the Day
"Why did Vietnam revolt against the French? Because they knew they would Nguyen."
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"One of the stone tiles in my bathroom looks exactly like Walter Cronkite. And he is not impressed by my erection."
"[weather guy on TV] ""Today there will be 12 clouds. One is called Simon"""
"What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A pitbull on a children's playground."
"I've got a joke about dyslexia. If you don't get it I'll spell it out for you."
"Where is Macau? In m'field"
"Got into a fight with an Egyptian. We were fez to fez."
"Quasimodo walks into a pub Goes up to the bar and asks for a scotch whiskey. Barman asks ""bells alright?"" Quasimodo snaps ""mind your own fucking business"""
"Cop: Know how fast you were going? ""55?"" Cop: Faster. ""217."" Cop: Um, no, 72. ""24?"" Cop: I already told y- ""Negative 6?"" Cop: Get out."
"Gymnasts used to look tiny and cute, now they look like they'll kick your @ss in a bar fight."