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Joke of the Day
"Got into a fight with an Egyptian. We were fez to fez."
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"What do a pimp and a cowboy have in common? They both know how to throw a ho-down."
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"What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? Oh shit, some arsehole has got my pen."
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"Did you know that Santa Claus is both an arborist and a geologist? He's gonna find out what's knotty or gneiss."
"Has anyone said 'Julia Roberts makes me feel like I don't have enough teeth'? Because I'd like to say that."