44773

Joke of the Day

"Got into a fight with an Egyptian. We were fez to fez."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.."

"What type of luggage talks in short sentences? A brief case"

"What did the pirate with a wheel in his pants say. Arr, I don't know what it is but it's drivin' me nuts!"

"Apparently 1 in 8 of us live next door to a pedophile. I certainly don't, I live next door to a gorgeous 9 year old with a cracking ass."

"So, I was working on my truck today.. And the brake cleaner started to get me high I forgot what I was doing. So, I was working on my truck today..."

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much all the same... Once you've heard Jaun, you've heard Jamal"

"[ENEM] Complete: Hey ________ a) Jude b) I just met you c) There Delilah d) Soul sister e) Hey, you you, I don't like your girlfriend"

"95% of people masturbate while showering, the rest sings one specific song, which one?... No idea? Then I know what group you belong to ;)"

"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? none, that's a hardware problem."