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Joke of the Day
"Gymnasts used to look tiny and cute, now they look like they'll kick your @ss in a bar fight."
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"Monica Lewinski released a statement that said she would be voting for Donald Trump the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth"
"Man who washes with dog toy becomes squeaky clean"
"I used to have a phone with a really good user interface... ...but someone swiped it."
"Why are lesbians bad cooks? because they always eat out..."
"What's the worst thing about alcoholics? They wine too much."
"""I've changed my mind."" ""Thank God! Does it work better now?"""
"You know, they're making the prospective Mars astronauts shave their whole bodies prior to departure. That way, when it's time for blastoff... they'll baldly go where no man has gone before."
"I take spiders outside in stead of killing them because it's not their fault that I'm scared of them. I do however, scream while doing so."
"So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?"