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Joke of the Day
"[weather guy on TV] ""Today there will be 12 clouds. One is called Simon"""
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"I get it. True beauty comes from within. But until true beauty can wear lingerie and give a mean lap dance, I may have a few shallow moments"
"You and Me = Grand Unification"
"What is the difference between a rooster and a Hooker? A rooster says ""cock-a-doodle-do"" and a Hooker says ""any cock will do."""
"Time was invented by the clock industry."
"What face does a Syrian make when he has a bad day? Assad one. On a side note, I hope prosperity upon all the Syrians who have been displaced."
"A rainbow is doing a drug deal... The cops pull up and the rainbow yells ""I don't want to go back to prism!"""
"What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men? A warden"
"Where does a Mexican store his food? Hispantry"
"When someone tries to argue with me I'm like ""hey pal let me stop you right there"" and then physically turn them around to face someone else"