18440
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters? Guesu"
Next Joke
"Me: I'm sorry Aquaman, but talking to fish just isn't a super power. Aquaman: oh yeah? *squints* a dolphin scoots to my car and shits on it"
"Why is marriage like thin toilet paper? Because you end up with a ring on your finger."
"Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !"
"It really hurts for me to say this but... I have a sore throat."
"Swimming is good for you. Especially if you are drowning."
"I went to an 'Army Style training day'... I don't feel any fitter but my boots and bed look immaculate."
"What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel? Sparky."
"If you watch an Apple store get robbed... are you an iWitness?"
"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor (My nephew is watching Spongebob please send help my brain cells are leaving one by one)"