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Joke of the Day
"If you watch an Apple store get robbed... are you an iWitness?"
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"If you're testing me, we failed."
"What do you call a Persian lesbian? A flying carpet muncher. I'm so sorry."
"My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. . . My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him ""What was the name of his other leg?"""
"Hit my neighbor's cat last night Quick little bastard, I had to cross two lanes to get him"
"What disease do donkey's get from eating too much fast food? Aspergers.."
"Oh man almost forgot the trash *takes trash out, a nice little sushi place* This is great *sees wife there with the recycling* WHAT THE HELL"
"What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust? A cow can't be milked for 70 years."
"Team work is important, it helps to put the blame on someone else."
"What did the wise man say to the science class? Many photons make light work."