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Joke of the Day

"If you watch an Apple store get robbed... are you an iWitness?"

"I saw The Joker working at a winter apparel store. He turned to me and said ""You wanna know how I got these scarves?"""

"WTF!!!!!!!!!!! A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."

"So I told my girlfriend that she'd look better with her hair back... Which apparently is a very rude thing to say to a cancer patient."

"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming."

"My wife and I only smoke cigarettes after sex I've had the same pack since we were married but she's up to three packs a day! (Thanks, Rodney!)"

"You know why I hate rape jokes? You have to listen to them whether you want to or not"

"I tried to think of an electricity pun Now my head hertz"

"Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed his space."

"A Blind Man Walked Into A Bar... and a table."