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Joke of the Day
"Swimming is good for you. Especially if you are drowning."
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"""Your password is weak"" You're the weak one And you'll never know love Or friendship And I feel sorry for you"
"I love England th... I love England the flags a big plus"
"How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !"
"If you are ever attacked by a group of clowns... Always go for the juggler. . . . Credit: /u/CartoonsAreForKids"
"What's the difference between a Baby Hobbit and Taco Bell? One throws shire fits, and the other gives you fire shits."
"Usually, the one you want, is the one you can't have."
"What bee is forbidden to the Muslims? Haram-bee"
"What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common? All are equally oxymoronic."
"Do you give head to strangers? Or should I introduce myself?"