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Joke of the Day
"Swimming is good for you. Especially if you are drowning."
Next Joke
"What animal has the tendency to be a half-ass A mule"
"What do you call a shed full of colored folk? Antique farm equipment!"
"What do you call an eternity? 4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop"
"i really like the name saturn it has a nice ring to it"
"What's the difference between a VA Nurse and a bullet? A bullet only kills once."
"what's the easiest way to get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve"
"What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde? They had a wedding reception."
"*spills wine on Ouija board* OUIJA: *moving pointer by itself* H-E-Y S-S-E-X-Y D-Y-O-O-U-W-W-A-N-N-A M-A-K-E O-U-T ME: *moves pointer to NO*"
"What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs? A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia"