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Joke of the Day

"I went to an 'Army Style training day'... I don't feel any fitter but my boots and bed look immaculate."

"Just bought a book ""Jokes about Captain Obvious"". It's full of Captain Obvious jokes."

"I try to explain to my kids during the movie that in reality, even a cowardly lion would eat a girl and a little dog."

"Why is there a bucket of shit at an Italian wedding? To keep the flies off of the bride."

"I heard I'm so bad at making jokes. It's laughable."

"In order to catch a cab, one must think like a cab first."

"My mom always told me to treat people how I want to be treated but... It's not nice to just spank people & pull their hair."

"What do you call someone banned from an Indian restaurant? Persona naan grata! sorry....."

"How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it."

"Lol I wanted to be funny, well, then I remembered I am not even funny.."