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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !"
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"When buying baked goods I always ask myself, ""are you prepared to eat this in the parking lot?"""
"How do you make an archeologist blush? Give them a dirty tampon and ask what period its from."
"Damn team mate are you the ladbible? Because you are baiting me so hard."
"Funny one liner if the purpose of technology is to make our lives easier, then i need a ""voice-based-auto-adjustable-underwear""."
"What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!"
"Press Release: ""Big thank you to Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice"" Sincerely, Tony Stewart's PR Team"
"Did you hear about the blind man who took a hammer and saw?"
"Good News: Got rid of the skunk smell on the cat using hydrogen peroxide, dishsoap & baking soda Bad News: the cat now looks like Billy Idol"
"Sometimes I worry about the kid who always carried a yoyo in high school"