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Joke of the Day

"Why is marriage like thin toilet paper? Because you end up with a ring on your finger."

"What do you call a penis with bad logic? A phallusy."

"First off I want to commend you for taking part in credit counselling. Now, under assets you wrote ""like an onion"". Can you clarify?"

"Bears can swim, climb trees, and open doors. Why aren't there ""BEWARE OF BEARS"" signs posted fucking everywhere?!"

"How does an attorney go to sleep? First he lies on one side, then the other!!"

"Q: What insect is good at math? A: An account-ant."

"How do you tittie fuck a flat chested chick? Froggy style. Ribbit ribbit"

"Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet."

"Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers? Because they can't even..."

"Avril: I want a divorce. You aren't a sk8er boi. So see ya later boi. Chad: This is how you remind me of what I really am?!"