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Joke of the Day
"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it"
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"Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For Drizzle"
"Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard? Try to disable sticky keys."
"life is just a series of people giving up on you til your body gives up too but yeah sure, I'll bring my famous guacamole to the baby shower"
"What did the lower case ""o"" say to the capital ""O""? You whore."
"I'll accept the consequences but in my defense, it was a double dare.. Judge: well in that case, I triple dog dare you 60 days in jail."
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"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can always unscrew a light bulb."
"At some point, male ""pick-up artists"" are just going to start chasing women around like Benny Hill."
"Enter the dragon Q: What do you call a martial arts expert with a sore patella? A: Bruised knee"