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Joke of the Day

"Shall We Try Different Position Tonight? Wife: Shall We Try Different Position Tonight? Husband: ""Excellent idea!"" Wife: OK YOU Stand at Sink and Wash Dishes AND I Will Lie On Sofa And Watch TV..;-p"

"People keep coming up to me & saying ""You have the right amount of hair my son."" Is this normal? Does anyone else have this problem? Hello??"

"Why do bulimics love KFC? It comes with a bucket."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? I wore the wrong socks."

"Is it bad that when you walk into a room and a persons clothes are hanging up that you think they have new curtains?"

"If I had a dozen muffins and Carlos took 13 away from me, what do I have now? A math problem"

"The next time someone describes me as feisty, I'm going to stand in front of them and air punch rapidly like Scrappy Doo."

"Me *about to get hit by a bus* OH SHIT I'M NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER"

"2 dads walk into a bar... One turns to the other and says ""that hurt""."

"So many Jehovah's Witnesses and yet still not a shred of Jehovah's Evidence."