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Joke of the Day

"The next time someone describes me as feisty, I'm going to stand in front of them and air punch rapidly like Scrappy Doo."

"What do Aussies call mates? Cunts. ""Sup cunt""."

"Women are like pickup trucks. Men with poor taste usually want to add a lift kit."

"how many screws hold together a lesbians bed? None it's all tongue and groove"

"In honor of today, ""Knock Knock..."" Whose there? 9-11. 9-11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!! :("

"My dad told me most huge mistakes take only 5 seconds to occur And there I was 9 months later"

"What's E.T. Stand for? Extra testicle"

"I went on a blind date and the girl gave me a honeycomb. Knew right away she was a keeper."

"My favorite part of the Bible is when God gives humans free will, then kills them with a flood because they didn't act the way he wanted."

"Being an adult means assuming someone's dead every time your parents call you at work."