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Joke of the Day

"Why did the sperm cross the road? I wore the wrong socks."

"Ugh man, I hate when pornos try to have a story. Don't act all surprised dude, just do her."

"I went to the library today I said: do you have any books on suicide? She said: we did, but no one brings them back"

"They read them up side down Why don't bats enjoy r/jokes?"

"Hey beautiful, is your Dad in prison? Because if I was your Father I would be.."

"""Statistics show that most shark attacks happen in shallow water."" Really? Maybe cus that's where the ppl are u idiots."

"Worst thing to ask a gay man during an argument? Why so butthurt?"

"For Follow Friday I recommend Saturday."

"Why was the broom late? It overswept!"

"Time zones are crazy On new years eve some parts of the world are in 2017, some are in 2016, and a large portion of the U.S. is still stuck in 1940."