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Joke of the Day

"Why are monkeys such great friends? Because they're prime mates!"

"Boris Johnson? Isn't he the man that sounds like he's on his way to pub, or has just made his way back from it?"

"After a klose game with messi challenges and neuer goal scoring opportunities, ze Germans kept their cool and gotze World Cup that they deserved!"

"McDonalds ...closing thigh gaps since 1967."

"What starts with p and ends in orn Popcorn"

"The Indian man went to the doctor complaining about stomach pains. He had Hindigestion."

"My friend said I didn't understand irony... Which is ironic because we were standing in a bus stop at the time."

"My sister married a black man He's a lawyer. So now I have a brother in law."

"Wind chimes. Something I've never purchased. Can't see myself saying, its too quiet, you know what'd be nice? Noise."

"Why aren't fish good tennis players? They don't like getting close to the net!"