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Joke of the Day
"Why are monkeys such great friends? Because they're prime mates!"
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"Velcro. What a rip off!"
"How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away."
"- Your Honor, I'd like to plead insanity. - On what grounds?! - I'm married. - I'll allow it."
"I'm a chick magnet I repel."
"What's a word that starts with ""u"" and ends with ""w""? Cloning."
"Adrian Peterson regrets leaving marks on his son after the spanking... ... and that's the bottom line."
"I love Easter. My unborn children get to play find the egg tonight."
"""What's life like in North Korea?"" ""Oh, I can't complain."""
"Donald Trump is an inspiration to all new College graduates. He is in the final interview rounds of a job he has zero experience for."