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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dozen muffins and Carlos took 13 away from me, what do I have now? A math problem"
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"What did one wall say to the other wall? Lets meet in the corner!"
"I don't always roll a joint But when I do, it's usually my ankle"
"I cheated on a girl that was a bartender. I hope she gives me another shot."
"What do you mean I can't identify as a television? Just watch me!"
"What did the sadist say to the masochist? No Probably has been put on here before but it made me chuckle."
"How did our grandparents killed time when there were no Smartphones and Internet? I already asked my mom, her four sisters and five brothers."
"Minnesota is my favorite state that sounds like it's a small soft drink."
"Why do men die before their wives? - They want to."
"What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink? ""Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"""