3135

Joke of the Day

"So many Jehovah's Witnesses and yet still not a shred of Jehovah's Evidence."

"Before you go to sleep tonight, don't forget to sprinkle gluten around your bed to keep away the hipsters."

"Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter? They get chapped lips"

"I have to admit my heart broke a little when I heard the lady at Starbucks call the guy in line behind me ""sweetie"" too."

"Did you hear about the blacksmith that was arrested for creating iron calligraphy? He was charged with forging signatures."

"Teacher:""To which family does the elephant belong ?"" Pupil:""I don't know nobody I know owns one !"""

"BIRD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE Did you hear about the man who did it with a parakeet? He contracted chirpes. And the worst thing? It was untweetable."

"Where did Michael Jackson go to college? BringemYoung University"

"My grandpa always told me to watch my health, not my money.. ... one day as I was taking a walk, watching my health, someone stole my wallet. It was my grandpa."

"If you want someone to like you never text first. If they text you then don't text back. Never, ever talk. It's the only way to make it work"