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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend once used Vaseline when she gave me a handjob . . I came four or five times trying to wash it off."

"Why is the sand so quiet? Because the waves keep going ""shhhhhh""."

"How do you make German potato pancakes? Cook them in the microwave"

"Conveniently, the sound from their early Saturday morning lawn mowers covers the noise of my sniper rifle."

"You can freeze a human to -273.15 C He'd be 0K."

"The entire Dutch air force was disabled this week. The pilot was sick."

"What do they say about the blind prostitute? You really gotta hand it to her."

"How do you know your gf is getting fat? She starts fitting in your wife's clothes..."

"Have I told ya my pizza joke? Augh nvm, its probably too cheesy"

"Why are most Muslims broke all the time? They never understood the concept of piggy banks."