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Joke of the Day
"The entire Dutch air force was disabled this week. The pilot was sick."
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"Dear diary, My date got really excited when I said I wanted to cook for him. Apparently Meth wasn't what he expected. Dating is bull shit"
"My wife accused me of being transgender... So I packed her things and left."
"I like women the way I like my wine... Locked up in the cellar."
"What turns you on the most? Water. It makes me wet instantly."
"Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I don't tip either."
"a car just rolled by blasting the ""Duck Tales"" theme song so now I'm chasing after it and trying to catch up with my new best friend"
"the compUtah Maineframe has crashed and Idaho how to fix it. Alaska round to find out Hawaii it happened. Are Delaware of the situation?"
"I installed a pet door over the weekend, and the dog barked at it, and the cat pissed on it, but the raccoons have got the idea."
"I'm glad the Dentist calls me the day before to remind me to cancel my appointment."