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Joke of the Day

"The entire Dutch air force was disabled this week. The pilot was sick."

"How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic? None of the North Korean athletes defected."

"What is the difference between homeless people and feminists? Sometimes the homeless get change."

"Eat shit dude! No seriously, it's good for your eyes. You've never seen a dog with glasses have you?"

"I lost my Nana today must have fallen out of my lunchbox"

"I don't like piggy banks.. I'm afraid of change!"

"WIFE: look at that couple. He kisses his girl every time he sees her. Why can't you do that ME: I'd love to but I don't know her well enough"

"*Judge raises hammer* ""I SENTENCE YOU TO LIFE"" -*defendant chuckles* ""I'm already alive you MORON!"""

"We were so satisfied with the year 2015 so we decided to hold out on 2016 and instead call it 2015*s+*"

"Learning to ride a bike is like losing your virginity... No matter how many years go by, you never forget the feeling of your dads hands on your shoulders as he pushes."