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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your gf is getting fat? She starts fitting in your wife's clothes..."
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"You know pornstar are really violent people... Everything always comes to blows."
"I just cancelled my gym membership It wasn't working out."
"What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset."
"Things that have occurred in history since the Chicago Cubs last won a World Series... I had an ice cream cone. That I dripped all over myself."
"A son is coming out to his father ""I'm gay"" the son says. ""You aren't thinking straight"" says the dad. And then they laugh and hug, for it was a dad joke."
"The internet is down at work. I took my top off and lit a campfire. Coyotes are near. I'll sacrifice Todd from HR. How do you hunt rabbit?"
"a fruedian slip is when you say one thing. . . . when you're thinking of a mother."
"What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits? Snowed-in"
"Got 3 boxes of tampons, Midol & Ibuprofen at the store. Checker was so scared he paid for my shit & carried it out for me."