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Joke of the Day
"You can freeze a human to -273.15 C He'd be 0K."
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"Compliment somebody on their moustache and all of a sudden she is not your friend anymore."
"Those 'escape the room' adventures are so hot right now I'm going to start my own. Puzzles? Clues? Who said anything about those?"
"Did you hear about the pathological liar who went to see the doctor for constipation? He was full of shit"
"Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings? They're not trigger errors."
"Q: Why was the lobster arrested? A: Because he was always pinching things."
"*opens facebook messenger* *sips mtn dew twice* *strokes neckbeard* *begins typing* Sorry abt ur mom dying Tis a shame Btw ur attractive"
"I combined two hit games and made ""Angry Words With Friends"" where I just scream obsenities at people while throwing dead birds at them."
"A German installs a bath around his table Badumtisch"
"Twitter is kinda like my diary except I don't use a glitter gel pen or tell you guys how much I miss Josh."