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Joke of the Day

"Why is the sand so quiet? Because the waves keep going ""shhhhhh""."

"So this Limbo Champion walks into a bar... and was immediately disqualified."

"I probably should kill myself Because I want to leave the same way I came. By my own hand."

"Why are the bears such a bad football team? Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry"

"What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes? One starts with B and the otber starts with D"

"Having a beard makes it easier to hatch a scheme, but it's getting harder and harder to play on a public swing set by myself."

"What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights? Make blonde jokes!"

"Why was the Pedophile's movie rated PG-13? It only had minor nudity."

"So a grasshopper walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey we have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies, ""You have a drink named Steve?"" favorite corny joke"

"If we become engaged will you give me a ring? Sure, what's your phone number?"