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Joke of the Day
"What do they say about the blind prostitute? You really gotta hand it to her."
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"What's the fastest animal in the world? A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal? ... The ethiopian chasing it."
"I like my sex like I like my banana trees If it won't bear fruit, it's not appealing."
"The fabric of our lives? Why so epic, Cotton?"
"""Daaaaaaaaaaaad, what should I do with this industrial roll of bubble wrap?"" ""Just pop it in the corner please"" It took me 2 hours."
"Roses are red Violets are blue Who shit in my garden?"
"A woman with big boobs will never truly know if she's actually interesting."
"What does an engineer use for birth control? Their personality."
"When I was young, sticking my tongue out to someone was like giving them the middle finger."
"Taking my dog out in below zero weather brings one thought to mind. I should have gotten a cat."