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Joke of the Day
"How does Hitler like his orange juice? Freshly squeezed."
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"True procrastination is a lost art Those who completely mastered it's practice never got around to teaching anyone else their secrets."
"What do people wear when they go to a new planet? Terraformal wear."
"A termite walks into a bar and says ""Is the Bar Tender here?"""
"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some Lube."
"What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair? Rolaids"
"How do you get two elephants into a refrigerator? You put the female in first, and the male will walk in and close the door. (As told by my Materials Science professor)"
"What did Hitler say to the student that got a question wrong? That is Nazi answer."
"Why Christmas is like a job day? You do all the work but the big fat man in suit get the credits"
"I haven't talked to a single member of my family since the great monopoly battle of '06. So yea, I know a thing or 2 about holding a grudge."