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Joke of the Day
"What did Hitler say to the student that got a question wrong? That is Nazi answer."
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"What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink? The ninja replies with ""Wata!"""
"Yesterday I told my aunt that DTF means ""Doing the Facebook"". Her daily posts are much more entertaining now."
"Chicago is the cleanest city in the world right now... BECAUSE IT JUST GOT SWEPT!!!!!!!!"
"I went camping last week... And oh boy, it was in tents."
"Did you hear about the guy that was accused of using his boss's hand soap as lube for masturbating? He came clean."
"Has anyone heard of the movie 'Constipation'? No because it hasn't come out yet. Huehuehuehuehue"
"I can tell the way my kids inherited my sarcasm by the way I want to punch them in the face every time they use it."
"Replace Steven Tyler with a bear. Bearosmith. Billions and billions of $. I could do this all day, you guys. Hire me."
"Laughter is the best medicine Dad used to say laughter was the best medicine I guess that's why some of us died of tuberculosis."