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Joke of the Day
"A termite walks into a bar and says ""Is the Bar Tender here?"""
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"Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back."
"You know how you can tell a Black Bear from a Grizzly? Black Bears smoke Newports."
"*feels comfortable* comfortable: *slaps hand away*"
"What do you get a first dad for father's day? Condoms. Courtesy of my witty ole' uncle mike"
"How do you make an Octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles"
"A man's wife gets angry about him switching to bitcoins He says ""Why don't you switch to bitchcoins?"""
"The other day someone asked me what the capital of greece was.... My answer of ""i dont know, about ten dollars?"" was not acceptable."
"[Snail Court] Snail Lawyer: Permission to approach the bench, Your Honor? Snail Judge: I'm sorry; we don't have that kind of time."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They'll just arrest the light for being broke and beat the room for being black."