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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some Lube."
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"My body is a temple, please leave pizza and tacos at the altar."
"What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture? I can smell your Kant."
"What did the wise man say to the fat guy? You should probably go on a diet."
"Why are trains so energetic? They have Conductors."
"What do you call a very lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato."
"[updating CW's iPhone] M: You need more gigs CW: I don't need no gigs I got a job Having a smart phone doesn't make you smart."
"What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide!"
"What is the worst icebreaker? The Titanic"
"What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? Penne"