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Joke of the Day
"What do people wear when they go to a new planet? Terraformal wear."
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"Yeah, if Albert Einstein is so smart then why is he dead?"
"What if the pilgrims had shot a Bobcat instead of a Turkey? (NSFW) We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!"
"I would be so pissed if someone shook me all night long."
"Don't argue with strangers on the Internet. Save up all that negative energy for your coworkers and door to door salesmen."
"Do they have a shitty attitude because they work for minimum wage, or work for minimum wage because they have a shitty attitude?"
"What does a black man and a park bench have in common Neither one can support a family of five."
"What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get? Mourning wood! :)"
"What do you call a car crash caused by Hitler? An axisdent"
"Everyone at this party is talking like a pilot.. ...they all keep saying they have to take off in the morning."