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Joke of the Day
"Why Christmas is like a job day? You do all the work but the big fat man in suit get the credits"
Next Joke
"Christian Mingle: God has hidden a spouse for you on our website. Pay us $30 and see if you can find them."
"Sorry I put a Gryffindor scarf on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and called him Hermione Manger."
"Who wants to go to walmart and show off our teeth?"
"I'm against the marriage of anyone whose first instinct is to film and then show the world their elaborate proposal."
"My favorite position is the 68. You go down on me and I'll owe you one!"
"You're exceeding the limits of my medication. Please go away."
"Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied 'er!"
"Did you hear about the guy that only ate one chicken leg per day? He was malnourished due to his paltry (poultry) diet."
"Just saw a girl wearing a ""BAD GAL"" t-shirt so I yelled ""NO!"" & smacked her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper."