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Joke of the Day
"Personal space is a concept I did not understand in Kindergarten I guess that's why they fired me."
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"MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else."
"have you ever had Ethiopian food? neither have they!"
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"Knock knock Who's there? Abby. Abby who. A bee has stolen my wallet. (I will show my self out)"
"What do you call a people who serve in Thailand? Thai Fighters"
"Call your dad now and ask him what the wifi password is so he has time to find the little paper it's written on before Thanksgiving."
"How do you make a Kleenex dance? You put a little boogie in it."
"What do you call a group of slow extremist Muslim Dr Who fans? Tardis..... I will see myself out.."
"Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even."