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Joke of the Day

"Every time I see a white work van, I beat the driver unconscious, and check in the back. Sooner or later I'll be a hero."

"How do you pick up my ex girlfriend? With a broom and a dustpan."

"What's the difference between pink and purple? Your grip."

"Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists? Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts."

"What's the name for a person that only gives massages to men? A massagonist."

"My 5/o just said ""That's Classic!!"" WTF is classic to a 5 y/o? Blues Clues??"

"If you watched a movie of my life backwards it would be about a guy who refills beer cans and puts them back into the fridge."

"What idiot called it ""leaving right after sex"" and not ""nuts and bolts""?"

"Anyone have a good birthday joke? My sister's birthday is today, and I'm looking for a good one to call her with."

"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in 3's? No tres passing"