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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock Who's there? Abby. Abby who. A bee has stolen my wallet. (I will show my self out)"
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"I lost two bagels on a public bathroom floor. Now they're pissed."
"A group of Germans walk into a BAR... after 20 rounds there are no survivors."
"my boss is asking how I'm feeling today how do I explain that I've done about 20 grams of animal tranquilizer within 5 days"
"What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus? Parkincense."
"I love spending time with my step ladder. I've never known my real ladder."
"I hate it when I'm having the most delicious meal in the world and someone walks into the kitchen and tells me to get out of their house."
"I put my root beer in a square cup Now it is just beer"
"I woke up with a raging hard on.... I called my wife over and told her to fix my clock. She said ""that doesn't look like a clock."" I responded, ""if you put a face and 2 hands on it it does."""
"BRO DOCTOR ""Well, looks like we're going to have to check that prostate lol no homo"" BRO DOCTOR"