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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock Who's there? Abby. Abby who. A bee has stolen my wallet. (I will show my self out)"

"I saw a car with the registration plate 'BDR MNHF' earlier. Now I feel like I'm seeing it everywhere."

"A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar or maybe a hotel. Or possibly a church"

"Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo."

"What did the poacher get when he saw the Northern White Rhino? Shot."

"Do you brush your teeth without making a mess like in the commercials because I usually look like I have minty fresh rabies."

"A xenophobe eh? I'm scared of the warrior princess too but I wouldn't call it a phobia."

"What did the banker get for Christmas? My 401k"

"Have you heard about the gay boogeyman? He'll hide anywhere *except* your closet."

"What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise? The captains log"