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Joke of the Day
"Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even."
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"Astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day."
"How do you know when someone is a single mother? Don't worry! They will tell you!"
"old linux joke I like my women like my kernels about 6 years old and stable"
"What do you call a place that you put an arrested caucasian gang member in? A white blood cell."
"My town is holding their annual incest competition. I entered my sister."
"I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey... But I turned myself around."
"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three: a left ear, a right ear and a front-ear"
"How do they make bras for octopi? With suction cups."
"Wife: You act like a child with that phone. Me: Child? I'm a grown ass man. Wife: Let me see your phone. Me: No. *snatches phone Me: MINE"