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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a people who serve in Thailand? Thai Fighters"
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"What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? You can eat a bowling ball."
"Let's play a game: If you were stranded forever on a desert island and had only one book of Russian literature, how would you kill yourself?"
"Black magic is kinda racist, but it's better than nigga wizardry"
"When a family member unexpectedly dies what's the proper waiting period before removing their stick figure from the back of the minivan??"
"You have to admire husband's focus as he plays on his iPad while I furiously chop carrots tapping out ""I hate you"" in morse code w my knife."
"My Dad is a real family man. He has three of them"
"Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The utra sound guy"
"Me: WHO DREW ON THE WALL?! 4-year-old: 2-year-old: 4-year-old: 2-year-old: 4-year-old: The dog."
"Bill Clinton voted for Hillary Clinton in the electoral college today. First known instance of him being faithful."