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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of slow extremist Muslim Dr Who fans? Tardis..... I will see myself out.."

"How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel? He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)"

"Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac? He stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog."

"I like my weekdays like Marx likes his societies. Classless."

"Autocorrect changed 'get a life' to 'get a wife' and now my daughter is a lesbian."

"Jeffery Dahmer Did you know Jeffery Dahmer used to cut off his victims noses, put them on pizza and eat them? He called it Dahmer-nose pizza."

"I was about to make a joke about illegal immigrants But that would be crossing the borders"

"Back in the day I was attracted to this chick but never had enough guts to ask her out but after witnessing first hand the drama she creates on Facebook I am glad I dodged that bullet."

"For her birthday, my wife asked for something that went from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds... I got her a scale."

"Yo mama is so stupid She thought the Hardy-Littlewood inequality was a theorem relating dick sizes."