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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of slow extremist Muslim Dr Who fans? Tardis..... I will see myself out.."
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"What do you call the sweat between two rednecks making love? Relative humidity."
"A journalist is interviewing a five hundred pound man with paper thin skin who is getting a full body skin transplant. The reporter asks if he is excited. He says, ""I can barely contain myself!"""
"If you see anything posted from me that involves something normal or appropriate,, it is not me. I believe I've been hacked."
"The Vietnamese place on my street has soup so popular they make you stand in a line to get it. It's a big pho queue."
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year."
"What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with ""N"" and ends with ""R""? ""Neighbor"" ~ thanks bugz"
"The year is 2035. The only movies are superhero reboots. Anyone caught looking up from their phone is fined $100."
"Whenever someone says to me ""You look so familiar, where do I know you from?"" I say, ""Do you watch porn?"""
"I Told my Friend She Drew Her Eyebrows on too High She seemed surprised."