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Joke of the Day
"What is a priest's favorite candy? Sacramentos"
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"What colour T-shirt would win a race? Red, because it runs the most."
"You know how Feminists say, ""The only thing men think about is sex."" We also think ""Should I risk it and not wear the condom?"""
"What is Bing's most searched word ? Chrome"
"What do you call it when you shit yourself during the first meal of the day? An Incontinent-al Breakfast"
"I asked my waitress if she thought me eating alone was embarrassing and she said, ""I work at Cheesecake Factory"""
"When a girl says: ""If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best""... What she really means is: ""I'm a f*ckin psycho."""
"A Goat walked into a bar, and the bartender said WTF is a Goat doing in here? the end"
"A 65 year old actress with early Alzhiemer's got a Botox shot, and later regretted it. She couldn't remember her lines."
"[Picking up girls] Me: you like bad boys, huh? Girls: yea Me to my wing man: tell them Wing man: he's just literally the worst"