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Joke of the Day

"I quit my job as CEO at the pc fan factory They needed a cooler master"

"I haven't spoken to my wife in weeks... I didn't want to interrupt her."

"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not have brains is great news for stupid people."

"Did you hear about the transformer who lost his ability to change into a seven-sided shape? He's a de-septagon."

"without nipples....... boobs would be pointless"

"You shouldn't kiss someone on January 1st It's the first date"

"I asked my band teacher to raise my F He gave me an FF instead."

"Lee was born without legs, but he was incredibly determined to finish the triathlon. Slow Lee but sure Lee."

"The internet completely changed my sex life. I used to go to the bar every night trying to get laid. Now I'm just sit here masturbating."

"You want to see Americans become activists? Cancel a TV show they like."