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Joke of the Day
"I bet r/clocks is blowing up right now. [x-post from Showerthoughts]"
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"What do you call a drug dealing church? Crystal Methodists"
"When meeting someone, I walk calmly and slowly toward them while something explodes behind me, because first impressions are important."
"I am a Art major Leave me a loan"
"The part of my boyfriend is now being played by what appears to be a memory of a time he said brb"
"Put a pill in wife's mouth while asleep ""WTF you doing?"" ""for your headache."" ""I don't have one!"" Just what I wanted to hear! *unzip flys"
"Why will people click on any link with sperm or eggs in the headline? Hey, sex cells."
"rumours - Moishe, when you're not at home, the neighbors are spreading rumors about you! - Oh, when I'm not at home, let them even beat me!"
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches."
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. ~ Will Shriner"