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Joke of the Day

"I just heard about it and I totally think I am... What if I'm a hypochondriac?"

"There are Three Types Of People In The World Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't!"

"Heard a great black joke today. Have you guys heard the one about the honest hard working black guy? Me neither."

"I went to the library and asked for a book on rohypnol. That's the last thing I remember."

"So you're in bed... So you're in bed with a hot girl to the right side of you and a gay man to the left of you. Who would you turn to face? be careful with whom you chose"

"What do you call it when you kill a queen bee? Pesticide."

"Movies Lesson #5: very few people die while trying to get from one hotel room to another using the ledge outside, so give it a shot."

"remember teens, u don't need to have premarital sex to be ""cool."" something as simple as smoking at church or shoplifting will do the trick"

"Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers? they only had one pickup"

"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza store... and says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""