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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when water is poured over a clock? Time dilution."

"Where did the hamburger go to dance? The Meatball"

"How does a white lady fix a flat tire? She buys a new car."

"knock knock, whos there? your ex wife ................."

"PLEASE LEAVE CHRIS BROWN ALONE, in the woods, surrounded by a pack of wolves."

"I was very tired and needed recovery The cat looks so tired and need recovering his body with watch Television"

"My neighbour told me I'd left my lights on. I told her she'd left her big nose on."

"Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years."

"What do skeletons like to put on their meat? Grave-y."

"When the police officer asks how much have I had to drink tonight- 'all of it' wasn't as funny to him as it was to me."