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Joke of the Day
"SKRILLEX must be really clumsy... ...he just keeps dropping his bass"
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"What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it."
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"Dracula had impeccable hair for a guy who couldn't see himself in a mirror."
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"ooh n aah Q whats the difference between ooh and aah? A About 3 inches."