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Joke of the Day
"SKRILLEX must be really clumsy... ...he just keeps dropping his bass"
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"[sprains my ankle] Doc: does it hurt when you put pressure on it? Me: Let me check Me: [to ankle] c'mon dude try it, it's only one cigarette"
"What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them."
"What do gay people call each other on? Homophones."
"Reddit Gold"
"You know how when you're a kid you think your dad is Superman.. Then you grow up and realize that he's just a drunk with a cape."
"What do ""white privilege"" and ""severely mentally handicapped"" have in common? Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply."
"What's the difference between golf and sky diving? Twack......... Shit!"
"What's al Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets."
"Sorry I always spell your name Brain, guys named Brain."