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Joke of the Day
"Where's Finnick? Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2."
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"[couples therapy] HER: He's always talking down to me ME: *heavy sigh* It's called being condescending but I doubt you knew that, Karen"
" Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming."
"My husband got his hand stuck in the dishwasher. So of course I had to fire her."
"I'm not gonna make fun of my grandfather's driving skills anymore. Apparently parking zones disease is a real thing."
"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay."
"What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant? ""Donkey!"" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work."
"This morning, 2 evangelists knocked on the door selling Jesus. If they would've thrown in a Slap Chop, I would've been sold."
"I got throw out of university for plagiarism... Their words, not mine."
"What was the hardest part of being happy in the 1920's? Telling your parents you're gay."