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Joke of the Day
"Not sure what to do with all the daylight we are saving."
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"What are Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and Theresa May doing in a room together? ...playing bridge."
"I don't know why people use odorless deodorant It makes no scents!"
"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire."
"Where is everybody? Everybody? I don't know. All over the planet I guess."
"Rap is 75% Crap"
"They found Bruce Willis dead next to a bottle of Viagra... ...I guess he *Died Hard*"
"I see your 'swagger' and raise you my full-time job. Yeah."
"Years ago I used to do a lot of drag racing... ...buy I kept tripping in those high heels"
"How many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Let the bitch wash the dishes in the dark."