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Joke of the Day
"They found Bruce Willis dead next to a bottle of Viagra... ...I guess he *Died Hard*"
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"[throwing a party] I invited Judas. That okay? ""Judas from IT, or the guy who betrayed Jesu-"" *loud knock* ""It's the Roman legion. Open up!"""
"What do you call a single use phone book? The YOLO pages."
"pplease remember to turn your location on so the buffoons on this web site can have an easier time finding you, for whatever horrible reason"
"How do you know your waitress is having a rough night? She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen."
"I was arrested last week at the airport. Apparently, they don't like you calling 'shotgun' before boarding the plane."
"Sam: Welcome to Multiple Personality Club. Sam: No one else is here. Sam: You're here. Sam: I'M YOU, STUPID! Sam: OK EVERYONE CALM DOWN!"
"An old Vermonter is sitting on his porch. A New Yorker is passing by and stops to chat. He asks the old timer, ""Have you lived here all your life."" ""Not yet."""
"What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !"
"Once you go black... Single mother for life."