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Joke of the Day

"How many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Let the bitch wash the dishes in the dark."

"What's a terrorist's favourite car? A Ford Exploder."

"What's the difference between USB and USA? One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data."

"""...said no one ever,"" said everyone ever."

"I once farted in an elevator it was wrong on so many levels."

"""It's summer! Yay! No more school shootings!"" - American children."

"There once was a man from Gent. Had a dick so long it was bent. To save himself trouble He folded it double. And instead of cumming he went."

"""Don't fret."" -Guitar that apparently doesn't want to be played"

"In my house there are 5 females, 9423 pony tail holders, 49 bottles of nail polish, 8 justin bieber posters & 1 very patient, worn down man."

"Imagine going to a theater in 1765 to see Mozart play symphony number 30 but as soon as he starts playing, the bass drops and people go nuts"