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Joke of the Day

"How many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Let the bitch wash the dishes in the dark."

"My dentist just looked in my mouth and said something is gonna have to come out. I suspect he's talking about my wallet."

"My dad always warned me about anal sex He said son this is gonna hurt"

"Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free"

"I make a mean sandwich. The key is to use racist cheese."

"What should we call Trump's newest scandal? Golden Gate."

"Best pick up line. Hey is your name Sandy Hook? Cuz I wanna shoot a bunch of kids inside you."

"What did the prarie dog coach say to his team? Just gopher it."

"What's black, white, and red all over? White emo kids."

"I just invented a cell phone that looks like a beer can. Now all you idiots can look cool when you take your picture in a mirror."